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What Exactly Is Marriage? "Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old "When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get…

Have you given up on dating? If you're frustrated with the games, the communication mishaps, and the sheer thought of going on another blind date, hang in there! You don't need to give up on finding love just yet. In fact, alternative methods to the traditional dating scene could give you a new outlet…

Dating and Marriage Paul Blart is asked by his daughter what he is wants in a woman as together they sign Paul up for Perfectmatch.com. The video they add to his profile is funny. Paul Blart Mall cop Start: 4:00 End 6:30

John Adams writes to his daughter “Nabby” at the age of 17 as she is courted by a professionally impressive young man with hints of a questionable past: “Daughter! Get you an honest man for a husband, and keep him honest. No matter whether he is rich, provided he be independent. Regard the honor and…

WHAT EXACTLY IS MARRIAGE?? "Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents." Eric, 6 "When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced,…

At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight kiss?" Horrified, she replies,…

WHAT IS FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE? "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." Roger,9 "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." Leo, 7 WHAT ROLE DOES GOOD LOOKS PLAY IN LOVE? "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already…

TOP TEN PICKUP LINES USED BY ADAM 10. "You know you're the only one for me!" 9. "Do you come here often?" 8. "Trust me, this was meant to be!" 7. "Look around, baby. All the other guys around here are animals!" 6. "I already feel like you're a part of me!" 5. "Honey, you were made for me!" 4. "Why don't…

Dating Application Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. Please be prepared to submit additional information like a psychological profile and polygraph test as required.…

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys;they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

“People with crippling shyness may soon be able to spritz themselves with a hormone that’ll make them relaxed and comfortable for that big business meeting or first date, says New Scientist. The hormone oxytocin has long been associated with social comfort. When researchers at the University of Zurich…

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - A Malaysian state plans to recruit "spies" from the public to snoop on unmarried lovers and report them to Islamic religious authorities, a newspaper said Tuesday. The Terengganu state government plans to enlist the part-time spies to look out for un-Islamic behavior, such as…