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Wesley Crouch • Illustration • • 16 views
SEEDS OF CONTEMPLATION for PENTECOSTAL PASTORS Joseph S. Girdler District Superintendent, KYAG August 26, 2008 *Some people have said, “I’d rather have wild fire, than no fire.” … Or, would we? *What do you do when someone gives a message in tongues and there’s no interpretation? Music worshipfully,…
Joshua Dingle • Illustration • • 6 views
Romanian man puts wife up for sale Monday, November 3, 2008 An Eastern European man has put his 25-year-old missus up for sale on a website specialising in used cars. Alex Cretu hoped to get around $9.6 million, but has slashed his asking price to $7222 for a quick sale. The 20-year-old bloke got fed…
Illustration • • 11 views
FINE This is the word women use to end and argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks-this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to he five minutes that your football game…
Michael McDonald • Illustration • • 4 views
REASONS TO BE A GUY… Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. You can open all your own jars. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Your underwear is…
Illustration • • 13 views
CHICAGO, Illinois (CNN) -- It may seem obvious that men perceive women in sexy bathing suits as objects, but now there's science to back it up. New research shows that, in men, the brain areas associated with handling tools and the intention to perform actions light up when viewing images of women in…
John Leffler • Illustration • • 3 views
Fe Group. (Iron) Iron sharpens iron; men’s ministry A great large group program in not enough. Students need a relational connection. Without people to step in and “do life” without students, our program is a failure. That is why we do Fe Groups, which meet weekly following the Mix. Fe is the chemical…
Ralph Andrus • Illustration • • 491 views
Jesus & Alexander died at 33 One lived & died for self One died for you & me The Greek died on a throne The Jew died on a cross One led vast armies forth The other walked alone One shed a world’s blood The other gave his own One won the world in life and lost it all in death The other lost his life to…
Illustration • • 7 views
My wife asked me this morning, "Whacha doin' today?" I said, "Nothing." She said, "That's what you did yesterday." I said, "I wasn't finished." Mikey's Funnies, 3-17-09
Illustration • • 15 views
When a man volunteers to do barbecue cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion: 1) The woman goes to the store. 2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it…
David Pereira • Illustration • • 14 views
John Adams writes to his daughter “Nabby” at the age of 17 as she is courted by a professionally impressive young man with hints of a questionable past: “Daughter! Get you an honest man for a husband, and keep him honest. No matter whether he is rich, provided he be independent. Regard the honor and…
Bill Sytsma • Illustration • • 3 views
Randy tells that he was wrestling with his sense of calling. On a beautiful summer evening, he was walking. He looked up at the sky, and prayed, "God, if you want me to be a minister, show me a shooting star." Upon completing this prayer, Randy turned his eyes up to heaven and was startled when a big…
Illustration • • 48 views
There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that was attached to an airplane flying at 2000 ft. Ten were men and one was a woman. They all decided that one person must get off or the rope would break and they would all die. No one would decide who should go. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech…
Brent Lewis • Illustration • • 8 views
To live upon the praises of others is to feed on the air; for what is praise but the breath of men's nostrils? That's poor stuff to make dinner of. Charles Spurgeon
Illustration • • 5 views
1. There is no such thing as childproofing your house. 2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 4-year old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough…
Samuel Valencia • Illustration • • 17 views
Select all the text in this box and paste your illustration here... Source: Sanctuary , December 1 Ezekiel 22:30 I sought for a man among them who would make a wall, and stand in the gap before Me on behalf of the land, that I should not destroy it; but I found no one. When Frances Havergal, author of…
Earl Unger • Illustration • • 51 views
The Lord is my receiver, I shall not fumble. He leadeth me down teh field toward victory in his name. Yeah though I run through the entire defensive line, I will fear no tackle, for You are blocking for me. Thy disciples, they confort me.
toughski • Illustration • • 4 views
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge. I was maybe 1½ years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little…
Brent Lewis • Illustration • • 9 views
“I don’t want to follow a leader who isn’t following Jesus. I don’t want to submit to a leader who isn’t submitted to Jesus.” Warren Wiersbe
Mike Lester • Illustration • • 1 view
One man challenged another to an all-day wood chopping contest. The challenger worked very hard, stopping only for a brief lunch break. The other man had a leisurely lunch and took several breaks during the day. At the end of the day, the challenger was surprised and annoyed to find that the other fellow…
Jerrie W. Barber • Illustration • • 2 views
It’s hard to get men to church because they don’t care what the other men are wearing. Lifetime Speakers Encyclopedia, Volume 1, Jacob M. Braude, page 110
Samuel Lamerson • Illustration • • 3 views
This middle-aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red Porsche. He decided to take his new Porsche on a test drive down the interstate one day. He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren…
Stephen N. Rummage • Illustration • • 3 views
Scientists have long wondered why the Sahara Desert, which was once a fertile land, became a gigantic sand trap. Recent findings revealed that a bunch of unmarried guys used to live there, hunkering down over primitive fire pits and never even thinking about dusting or cleaning. Hence, the entire ecosystem…
Shirley DeMerchant • Illustration • • 13 views
Chronicle Herald, Thursday, June 7, 2007 “Wayne Hubley only meant to pick up his (45 yr old) common-law wife from work last Friday (June 1). He never imagined it would be their last day together.”, picked up his wife from work, turning left and hit by a car, his job was buying cars and selling them.…
John Leffler • Illustration • • 37 views
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made…
John Leffler • Illustration • • 14 views
Maybe the most overlooked opportunities to reflect a bit of God’s light into someone’s life are with people we don’t know personally. Think of who they are: the grocery store checkout person, the clerk in the department store, the person whom we stop to ask directions (or who stops us), the person we…