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My daughter is a rood cook. She can prepare the best meal you ever thaw. The Public Speaker’s Handbook of Humor, J. Edward Day, page 156

She is such a bad cook, when she takes food on a picnic – I feel sorry for the ants. Encyclopedia on Humor, Joey Adams, page 290

A newly-married man found his wife in tears when he arrived home from the office. “You know that cake I made from mother’s recipe?” she sobbed. “Well, I put it out to cool and the cat ate half of it.” “Never mind, darling,” he comforted, “I know someone who will give us a new cat.” Braude’s Treasury…

My wife’s cooking is so bad, we’ve got the only mice in town getting CARE packages from across the street. The Joke Teller’s Handbook, Robert Orben, page 50

He missed his wife’s cooking – every chance he got. Encyclopedia on Humor, Joey Adams, page 290

The soldier was asked what kind of cook his wife was. “Figure out for yourself,” he answered. “I’m the only soldier on the base who packs a lunch to go home.” Encyclopedia on Humor, Joey Adams, page 208

Cooking I never thought of myself as a good cook. Oh, I can heat up a TV Dinner with the best of them, and I can flip a burger on the grill, but I'm not much of a cook. One of my problems is I can't follow a recipe. When Susan cooks, she carefully measures out a cup of this and a teaspoon of that; cooking…

It took her the first three months of their married life to discover you can’t open an egg with a can opener. Encyclopedia on Humor, Joey Adams, page 249

We just got back from the County Fair and my wife’s all excited. She won First Prize in the Handicrafts Contest – for potholders. The funny part of it is-they weren’t potholders, they were pancakes – but I’m no squealer. The Joke Teller’s Handbook, Robert Orben, page 161