DON'T HAVE FAR TO DRIVE
"Becky, if you don't stop nagging me," yelled the golfer to his wife, you are going to drive me out of my mind."
Becky replied, "That's wouldn't be a drive. That's more like a gimme putt!"
[Bob Lonigan, The Golf Joke Book. New York: Barnes & Noble, 1996, p. 14]