Don't Have Far To Drive
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DON'T HAVE FAR TO DRIVE
Subject: MARRIAGE
"Becky, if you don't stop nagging me," yelled the golfer to his wife, you are going to drive me out of my mind."
Becky replied, "That's wouldn't be a drive. That's more like a gimme putt!"
[Bob Lonigan, The Golf Joke Book. New York: Barnes & Noble, 1996, p. 14]