Sermon Tone Analysis

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JONAH AND THE WHALE
An elderly lady was taking an airplane flight back to her home in Kansas City Mo, and She was sitting next to a young businessman.
\\ After the in-flight meal was over, she took out her Bible and started having her devotions.
\\ The businessman glanced at her and said.
*Do you really believe that stuff in the  Bible is true?*
\\ "*Well, yes, as a matter of fact I do*," said the old lady.
\\ \\
"*Yeah, right*..." the man scoffed, "*like... what's that guy's name, the one who got  swallowed by a whale...*"
 
"*You mean Jonah*?"
 
"*Yeah, Jonah, I mean, how do you actually survive for 3 days in a fish's bowel?*"
 
"*I don't know," replied the old lady, "but I can ask him when I see him in heaven  someday."*
Feeling smart, the young man said: "*Ok, but what if he's not in heaven because he  went to hell?"*
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"*Well then young man, 'you' can ask him*" said the old lady calmly.
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