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*JACOB*
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INTRODUCTION \\ \\
THREE MEN WERE IN THE WAITING ROOM OF THE HOSPITAL
WAITING FOR THEIR BABIES TO BE BORN.
\\ AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE A LONG TIME,
A NURSE CAME IN AND ANNOUNCED TO ONE OF THE MEN,
YOUR WIFE HAS JUST GIVEN BIRTH TO TWINS.
\\ ’THAT’S AMAZING HE SAID - I PLAY FOR
*THE MINNESOTA TWINS’ !*
\\ ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER ANOTHER NURSE CAME IN
AND ANNOUNCED TO THE SECOND FATHER
THAT HIS WIFE HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO TRIPLETS.
’WOW’ - HE SAID, ’I WORK FOR *THE 3M COMPANY’ !*
AND ABOUT THEN THE THIRD MAN FELL OFF HIS CHAIR
AND FAINTED FLAT ON THE FLOOR
THEY RUSHED OVER AND REVIVED HIM WITH SMELLING SALTS.
AND THEN THEY ASKED HIM WHY HE HAD FAINTED.
HE SAID ’ I WORK FOR *THE 7-UP COMPANY !*
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*GENESIS 25:19-34 (NIV) \\ **/JACOB AND ESAU/*
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*19 **THIS IS THE ACCOUNT OF ABRAHAM’S SON ISAAC.
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*ABRAHAM BECAME THE FATHER OF ISAAC, *
*20 **AND ISAAC WAS FORTY YEARS OLD *
*WHEN HE MARRIED REBEKAH DAUGHTER OF BETHUEL *
*THE ARAMEAN FROM PADDAN ARAM *
*AND SISTER OF LABAN THE ARAMEAN.
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*21 **ISAAC PRAYED TO THE LORD ON BEHALF OF HIS WIFE, *
*BECAUSE SHE WAS BARREN.
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*THE LORD ANSWERED HIS PRAYER, *
*AND HIS WIFE REBEKAH BECAME PREGNANT.*
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*22 **THE BABIES JOSTLED EACH OTHER WITHIN HER, *
*AND SHE SAID, “WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?”*
* SO SHE WENT TO INQUIRE OF THE LORD.
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*23 **THE LORD SAID TO HER, *
*“TWO NATIONS ARE IN YOUR WOMB, *
*AND TWO PEOPLES FROM WITHIN YOU WILL BE SEPARATED; *
*ONE PEOPLE WILL BE STRONGER THAN THE OTHER, *
*AND THE OLDER WILL SERVE THE YOUNGER.”
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*24 **WHEN THE TIME CAME FOR HER TO GIVE BIRTH, *
*THERE WERE TWIN BOYS IN HER WOMB.*
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*25 **THE FIRST TO COME OUT WAS RED, *
*AND HIS WHOLE BODY WAS LIKE A HAIRY GARMENT; *
*SO THEY NAMED HIM ESAU.
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*26 **AFTER THIS, HIS BROTHER CAME OUT, *
*WITH HIS HAND GRASPING ESAU’S HEEL; *
*SO HE WAS NAMED JACOB.*
* ISAAC WAS SIXTY YEARS OLD WHEN REBEKAH GAVE BIRTH TO THEM.
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*27 **THE BOYS GREW UP, *
*AND ESAU BECAME A SKILLFUL HUNTER, *
*A MAN OF THE OPEN COUNTRY, *
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*WHILE JACOB WAS A QUIET MAN, *
*STAYING AMONG THE TENTS.
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*28 **ISAAC, WHO HAD A TASTE FOR WILD GAME, LOVED ESAU, *
*BUT REBEKAH LOVED JACOB.
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*29 **ONCE WHEN JACOB WAS COOKING SOME STEW, *
*ESAU CAME IN FROM THE OPEN COUNTRY, FAMISHED.
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*30 **HE SAID TO JACOB, *
*“QUICK, LET ME HAVE SOME OF THAT RED STEW! I’M FAMISHED!” *
*(THAT IS WHY HE WAS ALSO CALLED EDOM.) *
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*31 **JACOB REPLIED, “FIRST SELL ME YOUR BIRTHRIGHT.” *
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*32 **“LOOK, I AM ABOUT TO DIE,” ESAU SAID.
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*“WHAT GOOD IS THE BIRTHRIGHT TO ME?” *
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*33 **BUT JACOB SAID, “SWEAR TO ME FIRST.”
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*SO HE SWORE AN OATH TO HIM, *
*SELLING HIS BIRTHRIGHT TO JACOB.
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*34 **THEN JACOB GAVE ESAU SOME BREAD AND SOME LENTIL STEW.
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*HE ATE AND DRANK, AND THEN GOT UP AND LEFT.
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*SO ESAU DESPISED HIS BIRTHRIGHT.
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*WE LIVE MANY LIVES AS WE JOURNEY THROUGH *
*OUR TIME HERE ON EARTH.*
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*FOR ME;*
*THERE WAS THE GROWING UP LIFE*.
/(REMEMBER JR.
HIGH SCHOOL)/
/(REMEMBER HOW LONG IT WAS BETWEEN CHRISTMAS'?)/
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*THEN THERE WAS THE COLLEGE LIFE.*
/(THAT'S WHEN I MET PAT)/
/(AND THAT'S WHEN WE BEGAN.../
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*THE MARRIAGE LIFE */(IT'S BEEN 43 YEARS NOW)/
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*THEN THE ARMY LIFE HAPPENED*
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*AND THEN THERE WAS THE LIFE THAT WE LIVED *
*IN PASADENA, CALIFORNIA*
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*AND THEN THE LIFE WE LIVED IN*
*SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA*
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*AFTER THAT WE BEGAN A DIFFERENT LIFE IN COLDWATER, MICHIGAN*
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*IT ALL CHANGED AGAIN WHEN WE MOVED TO *
*BATTLE CREEK, MICHIGAN.*
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*AND NOW WE ARE LIVING *
*THE ALBION, MICHIGAN LIFE*
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*PROBABLY THE NEXT LIFE WILL BE *
*THE RETIREMENT LIFE.*
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*OR MAYBE WE MIGHT JUST MOVE RIGHT INTO *
*OUR LIFE IN HEAVEN.*
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TONIGHT, I'D LIKE TO BEGIN A FOUR WEEK JOURNEY
LOOKING AT JACOB'S LIFE.
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WE BEGIN WITH JACOB IN HIS GROWING UP YEARS.
JACOB AND HIS BROTHER ESAU
NEVER DID REALLY GET ALONG VERY WELL.
THEY WERE FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER
EVEN WHILE THEY WERE STILL IN THE WOMB.
IN FACT WHEN ESAU WAS BEIGN BORN, JACOB STILL HAD A HOLD OF HIS FOOT
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