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*QUOTING SATAN by *CHAD MCCALLUM*
EVER LOOK AROUND THE CHURCH AND GET DISCOURAGED?
I DO.
THE ENEMY SEEMS TO BE MAKING GAINS ON ALL FRONTS.
HOWEVER, CONSIDER HOW YOU'D FEEL IF YOU WERE ON THE ~*OTHER~* SIDE -- THE ENEMY'S SIDE.
PUT YOURSELF IN THE SHOES OF ONE COMMITTED TO DESTROYING THE CHRISTIAN FAITH.
TALK ABOUT DISCOURAGEMENT!
YOU'D BE THINKING SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
/THESE CHRISTIANS ARE A STUBBORN LOT, /
/THEIR ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO GET RID OF. /
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/FOR TWENTY CENTURIES WE'VE TRIED TO STOMP THEM OUT; /
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/YET, IN SPITE OF ALL OUR EFFORTS, /
/THEY'VE SPREAD THEIR RELIGION TO EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD.
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/IT'S AN AWFULLY HARD RELIGION TO DESTROY—/
/YOU CUT OFF A HEAD, AND TWENTY GROW BACK.
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/YOU PERSECUTE THEM,/
/ AND THEY GO UNDERGROUND /
/AND DEVELOP A PURER STRAIN OF THEIR RELIGION.
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/YOU KILL THEM, AND THEY BUILD ON THEIR MARTYR'S BLOOD.
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/GET THEM TO WATER-DOWN THEIR FAITH, /
/AND A LITTLE GROUP SOMEWHERE WILL REDISCOVER REAL FAITH AND START ALL OVER AGAIN.
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/THEY HAVE AN INFURIATING WAY OF REGENERATING THEMSELVES./
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*/THESE CHRISTIANS /*
*/KNOW HOW TO TURN A NEGATIVE INTO A POSITIVE.
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/THEY TURN OUR BEST-LAID PLANS UPSIDE DOWN.
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/GET A COUPLE OF THEIR FAMOUS RELIGIOUS FIGURES TO COMMIT ADULTERY OR VISIT A PROSTITUTE, /
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/AND THEY'LL SIMPLY PRODUCE A THOUSAND SEMINARS AND BOOKS ON SEXUAL FIDELITY, /
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/AND THEN THE NET EFFECT WILL BE GREATER MORALITY AMONG MANY OF THEM, NOT LESS.
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/IT'S JUST PLAIN DISCOURAGING!/
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*/DENOMINATIONS ARE, OF COURSE, GOOD TARGETS.
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/HOWEVER, AS QUICKLY AS ONE COOLS OFF, /
/THEY'LL START A NEW ONE.
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/THESE CHRISTIANS PRODUCE NEW DENOMINATIONS FASTER THAN ROACHES REPRODUCE BABY ROACHES.
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/IT'S THE SAME WITH LOCAL CHURCHES—/
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/NO SOONER DO WE GET A LOCAL CHURCH TO DIE SPIRITUALLY, /
/AND THERE'LL BE TWO BRAND-NEW ONES CROPPING UP IN SOME SCHOOL AUDITORIUM ACROSS TOWN.
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/IT’S HOPELESS, I TELL YOU!/
*YOU ARE THE LIGHT *
/A FEW TIMES IN HISTORY, WE'VE PRETTY WELL GOT THE WHOLE CHURCH TO GO LUKEWARM—/
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/BUT NOT FOR LONG.
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/ALONG COMES A JOHN WESLEY OR A JOHN KNOX, \\ AND A WHOLE NATION TURNS BACK TO GOD.
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/EVEN WHEN ALL OF ORGANIZED RELIGION IS WANING, /
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/THEY'LL GO OUT AND LAUNCH A NEW STRAIN OF PURE CHRISTIANITY IN SOME RELIGIOUS ORDER /
/OR PARACHURCH ORGANIZATION.
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/MAKE 'EM POOR, AND THEY PRAISE GOD.
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/MAKE THEM RICH, AND SOMEONE LIKE ST.
FRANCIS WILL COME ALONG AND TEACH THEM TO LIVE THE OPPOSITE WAY.
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/GET THEM TOTALLY ABSORBED WITH THEIR FANCY BUILDINGS AND ELEGANT WORSHIP, /
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/AND SOME QUAKER-LIKE GROUP WILL SPROUT UP /
/AND REINTRODUCE A RELIGION OF SIMPLICITY AND PLAINNESS./
/CLOSE ALL THEIR BUILDINGS AND LOCK THEIR DOORS, /
/AND THEY'LL SHRUG THEIR SHOULDERS /
/AND MOVE INTO HOMES, DECLARING IT AN IMPROVEMENT.
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/CLOSE A NATION TO MISSIONARIES, /
/AND THEY'LL SNEAK IN AS TENTMAKERS /
/AND INFECT PEOPLE ONE AT A TIME. /
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/KICK OUT ALL THE MISSIONARIES /
/AND SUPPRESS CHRISTIANITY LIKE WE DID IN CHINA, /
/AND WHAT DO YOU GET? /
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/TWENTY-FIVE YEARS LATER, /
/WE'VE GOT SEVERAL MILLION COMMITTED CHRISTIANS WHO PRACTICE THEIR FAITH UNDERGROUND.
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/THEY'RE HARD TO GET RID OF, I TELL YOU./
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/INTRODUCE DIVISION AND STRIFE AMONG THE CHURCHES, /
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/AND THEY'LL INVENT SOMETHING LIKE PROMISE KEEPERS /
/OR THESE NEW CITYWIDE WORSHIP EVENTS TO RESTORE A SENSE OF UNITY.
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/DIVIDE THEM, AND THEY MULTIPLY; /
/CREATE STRIFE, AND THEY MAKE PEACE./
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*/OH, AND THEY'VE GOT MONEY/*/—LOTS OF MONEY! /
/THEY GIVE BILLIONS EVERY WEEK! /
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/DID YOU HEAR ME, /
/THAT'S "B" AS IN "BILLIONS," /
/AND "W" AS IN EVERY "WEEK"!
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/CHRISTIANITY IS THE LARGEST SINGLE ECONOMIC ENTERPRISE IN THE WORLD,/
/IT DWARFS PIP-SQUEAK OUTFITS LIKE KRAFT FOODS.
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/MILLIONS OF THEM GIVE 10% OF THEIR INCOME EVERY WEEK—/
/IT ADDS UP! /
/JUST THINK IF NON-BELIEVERS WERE THAT COMMITTED./
AND THEY SUPPORT A ZILLION DIFFERENT ENTERPRISES:
COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES
TO TRAIN MILLIONS OF THEIR YOUTH,
RADIO PROGRAMS UP AND DOWN THE DIAL,
THEY EVEN OWN ENTIRE RADIO STATIONS NOW.
/AND THEY SPONSOR TV PROGRAMS, BOOKSTORES, PUBLISHING HOUSES, SEMINARS, TRAINING PROGRAMS—/
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/THEY EVEN HAVE THEIR OWN FULL LINE OF CHRISTIAN MUSIC.
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/I TELL YOU, IT’S DISCOURAGING FOR US NON-BELIEVERS AT TIMES.
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/AS SOON AS OUR SIDE GETS HOLD OF A NEW MEDIUM, CHRISTIANS COME RUNNING ALONG /
/AND SWAMP US WITH THEIR MESSAGE.
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/LOOK WHAT THEY DID WITH BOOKS, RADIO, AND TV, /
/AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE THEY’LL DO ON THE INTERNET!/
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/WE DO HAVE ONE ADVANTAGE: /
/CHRISTIANS ARE EASY TO GET OFF-TRACK.
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/BUT THE DISCOURAGING THING IS, /
/ONCE WE'VE GOT EM SIDETRACKED, /
/A WHOLE NEW WAVE COMES ALONG /
/AND GETS THE CHURCH BACK ON TRACK./
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/ IT’S AS IF THERE’S SOME INVISIBLE SPIRIT CORRECTING /
/AND GUIDING THEM.
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/IT'S DISCOURAGING, I TELL YOU!/
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/HOW DO WE CRUSH THESE CHRISTIANS OUT OF EXISTENCE?/
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/ ROME COULDN'T DO IT./
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