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Once a bunch of crooks in New York were trying to make counterfeit money. Their printing press malfunctioned
and instead of printing out $20 bills, it printed out a bunch of $18 bills. They were getting ready
to throw the $18 bills away, until one of the crooks said, “Hey, don’t waste that paper. Folks in
the country are so dumb, that they won’t know the difference.” So the city slicker drove out to
the country and walked into a little general store. He slapped one of those $18 bills on the
counter and said, “Can you give me change for that?” Without blinking an eye, the store owner
said, “Sure, would you like three $6’s or two $9’s?”: Magazine Name, January 1, 2006