Childbirth at Age 65

 With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a  65-year-old friend of mine 
was able to give birth.. When she was  discharged from the hospital and went 
home, I went to  visit. 
 
 'May  I see the new baby?' I asked 
 
 'Not  yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while 
 first.' 
 
 Thirty  minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'   
 
 'No, not yet,' She said. 
 
 After another few minutes had elapsed, 
 
 I  asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 

 'No, 
 not yet,' replied my friend. 
 
 Growing very 
impatient, I  asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 

 'WHEN HE CRIES!' 
 she told me. 
 
 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I 
demanded. 'Why do I have  to wait until he CRIES?' 

 'BECAUSE I FORGOT 
WHERE I PUT  HIM, O.K.?!!'

Source: FWD email, May 21, 2010