Hearing Next Thursday
I read a story about Big Ed. Big Ed went a revival and listened to the preacher. After a while the preacher asked anyone with needs to come forward to be prayed over and healed, so Big Ed gets in line. When it's his turn, the preacher said, "Big Ed, what do you want me to pray about?"
Big Ed says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
So the preacher puts one finger in Big Ed's ear and the other hand on top of his head and shouts, hollers, and prays a while.
After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Big Ed, how's your hearing now?"
Big Ed says, "I don't know preacher, it's not until next Wednesday at the Wilson County Courthouse."