How To Remove a Choir Member
A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that maybe he should think about serving in other places, but he continued to come to the choir -- which caused the choir director to become more and more desperate. Finally, he went to the pastor.
"You've got to get that man out of the choir," he said, "If you don't, I'm going to resign. The choir members are going to quit too. Please do something."
So the pastor went to the man and suggested, "Perhaps you should leave the choir."
"Why should I get out of the choir?" he asked.
"Well, five or six people have told me you can't sing."
Well that's nothing," the man snorted. "There must be fifty people who have told me that you can't preach!"