Illus: This reminds me of the minister who just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures put in.
· The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes
· The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes
· On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour and 25 minutes
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way.
· “The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.”
· “The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.”
· “The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't stop talking!”