The End is Near!
A priest and a pastor from two local churches were standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read:
“The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before It’s Too Late!”
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The priest turns to the pastor and asks, “Do you think maybe the sign should just say ‘Bridge Out’?”