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! Palm Sunday
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Why were they so happy?
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What do we want in a king?
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What do we want in a leader?
!! • Is Hillary too shrill?
!! • Is Barack too green (inexperienced)?
!! • Is Rudy too unfaithful?
!! • Is McCain too wounded (by this war)?
!! • Is Mitt too Mormon?
!! • Is Al too fat?
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We want a strong leader
!! • Hillary in combat boots?
!! • Barack in a tank?
!! • Rudy in the rubble?
(think 9~/11)
!! • McCain as POW?
!! • Mitt with hair that will last all day?
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! Samuel was the last of the judges
!! • The book of Judges represents a disastrous time for Israel
!! • One central pattern
!!! – Israel would forget God and serve the local pagan deities and God would let them go
!!! – Other ethnic groups would oppress them and they would cry out
!!! – God would send a deliverer to free them
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The “judges” were strong men (one woman) but most often foolish
!! • Gideon was a coward
!! • Jephthah was rash
!! • Samson was VERY strong but not too bright
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What was the attraction to the Baals?
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When you sought Baal you sought
!! • Power over your enemies
!! • Prosperity through fertility
!! • What is the nature of the relationship?
How does it work?
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Politicians
!! • We want leaders of courage and integrity who will have the backbone to do the right thing even if it isn’t popular.
!! • We want leaders who will listen to us and do what we say.
!! • Anyone see a problem with this?
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Why do we like Baal again?
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We don’t want a person on the other end, we want a predictable transaction
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The LORD hasn’t “panned out”
!! • Human leadership has been uneven
!!! – The Judges
!!! – Eli’s corrupt sons
!!! – Samuel’s corrupt sons
!! • The people have been plagued by trouble
!!! – Men are killed, wives and children stolen, crops stolen, cities destroyed…
!! • Ever feel like this?
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What you have is a relational conflict
!! • God says Israel hasn’t been faithful
!! • Israel says God hasn’t been faithful
!!! – They are hedging their relationship: “we need God AND a king…”
!!! – We need the right church, the right prayers, the right songs, the right method…
!!! – We’ll keep the Baals handy just in case…
!! • Who is right?
Don’t answer too quickly…
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We have been restlessly doing this for all of human history
!! • “Religion”: Spiritual power transactions
!! • Politics: People power transactions
!! • Nothing has worked
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Why can’t the world stay fixed!
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What is the problem is not around us, but inside of us…
!! • No arrangement (political or spiritual) of stuff or people or circumstance throughout all of human history has resolved out troubles
!! • Could we even really see it?
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Ben at lunch
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Mission Statements
!! • Helpful tools to keep people and organizations focused
!! • Church mission statements
!!! – Difficult and varied
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What if Moe were to write a mission statement for my relationship with her?
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We are not Guinea Pigs and God has bigger plans for us
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God gives into them
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Huh?
!! • God gives them what they ask for
!!! – even though it comes at His own expense in the relationship.
!!! – Even though it won’t work out well for them at all (Saul)
!!! – He does inform them of the cost too
!!! – He will take their foolishness and turn it for their good
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Another story
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Jesus comes into Jerusalem as a king because he is the true king, the original king, the only king!
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They embrace him as they would and idol
!! • This Jesus will give us what we want
!!! – Freedom from the Romans
!!! – Prosperity
!!! – Power
!!! – Glory
!!! – Good politics
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What Jesus says is that you’ve turned God’s temple into a political and religious idol and so God is going to destroy it
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Jesus will not
!! • Give us a political “fix”
!! • Usher in a “religion” that really “works”
!!! – IE: predictable transaction
!! • Play the “good people”~/ “bad people” game with us
!! • Give us more options for lunch because we’re bored with what’s on the table
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What does a Guinea Pig know of what it really needs?
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Jesus is coming to save us from ourselves, and we can’t even understand it
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We are cute but clueless
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We don’t even know our problem
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Our efforts amount to nothing
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God out of nothing but love, free from any obligation sees and fully understands our lost estate and has acted on our behalf.
This is the good news.
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