Fathers

Illustrations:

“Three boys in the schoolyard were bragging about who had the better father: The first boy says, ‘My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and the give him $100.’

The second boy says, ‘That’s nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $1000.’

The third boy says, ‘My dad is even better than that. He scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes 6 or 8 men just to collect all the money!’”