Chihuahua guide dog
A man is walking his dog in a park when he meets a friend, also walking his
dog. They say hello and start to talk about their dogs. One has a Chihuahua
and the other a Doberman. They decide to rest for coffee and they walk into
a local cafe. Upon seeing a "No Animals Allowed" sign, the man with the
Doberman says :Don't worry, put on these dark glasses. We'll pretend these
are our guide dogs." So the men do this and go into the cafe. When the
waiter comes over, he says to the man with the Doberman "I'm sorry sir, but
we do not allow animals in here. You'll have to take that dog outside." "But
this is my guide dog," says the man. "A Doberman! A Doberman isn't a guide
dog," says the skeptical waiter. "Actually," explains the guy, "a Doberman
is particularly suited to being a guide dog nowadays. They provide lots of
security and they are very well mannered." "Oh, all right then," says the
waiter, and then he notices the other dog. "Excuse me sir, but you can't
have that dog in here," he says to the other man. "Oh yes I can, this is my
guide dog," says the man. "But that dog is a Chihuahua! A Chihuahua isn't a
guide dog!" says the waiter. "A Chihuahua?" the man exclaims. "What, they
gave me a Chihuahua?!"