Goofy Wisdom

Goofy wisdom of Larry the cable guy . . .

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese in the trap.

9. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

10. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

11. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.