Bulletin Misquotes
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The following statemetns actually apepared in various church bulletins:
- This afternoon, there will be a baptismal in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized on both ends.
- Tuesday at 4pm, there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, please come early.
- Wednesday, the Ladies Literary Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed", accompanied by the Pastor.
- Thursday at 5pm, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers please meet the minister in his study.
- This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. 6. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water"... one of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
- This morning, a special collection will be taken to defray the expense of the new carpet. All wishing to do something on the carpet, please come forward and get a piece of paper.
- The ladies of the church have cast off clohing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.
- This evening at 7pm, there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.