The Lord's Prayer??? (Joke)

One day a lawyer told an attorney friend that he had become a Sunday School teacher at his church. His astonished friend replied, "I'll bet you five bucks you don't even know the Lord's Prayer," he fumed. "Why everybody knows that," the other answered. "It's, Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, if I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take."

His friend was astonished! He pulled out his wallet and handed him five dollars, saying, "You win! I didn't know you knew so much about the Bible."