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Sorry I Don’t Have Anything To Preach On Today!
Church Bulletin Bloopers:
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The Outreach committee has listed 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
2. Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service.
The pastor will then speak on “It’s a Terrible Experience.”
3. Don’t let worry kill you - let the church help.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon from E. J. Stubbs.
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The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They can been seen in the church basement Saturday.
7. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
7. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind
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The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7:00 pm.
Please use the back door of the church.
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The Rev, Merriwheather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 pm.
Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
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Jean will be leaning a weight management series Wednesday night.
She uses the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church.
Music to follow.
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Thursday Night Potluck dinner.
Pray and medication to follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early an listen to our choir practice.
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This being Easter Sunday.
We will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
I have title today’s message: I Don’t Having Anything To Preach On Today!
The reason why is because I Don’t Have Anything To Preach On Today!
Why?
Because I’ve been Angry.
I’ve been Depressed.
I’ve been Sick.
I’ve been Stressed Out.
I just simply WORE-OUT.
It’s not easy to come up with sermons every week, week after week, month after month.
It’s hard to study for a sermon when your angry.
I. Anger
Who this week has been angry?
Stuck in a traffic jam,
Behind a slow driver,
At your boss
At a family member.
When these things or something similar happens it makes you angry.
Definition of ANGER is a strong feeling of annoyance, displeasure, or hostility.
Anger brings out:
Is Anger a Sin?
Rage
Irritation
Wrath
Fury
Outrage
2. No, Anger is not a sin.
3. It’s what you do with that anger that makes it a sin.
Jesus Was angry at the Temple
John 2:
4. God is angry when we sin.
Mark
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