Babtism

Babtism

A man stumbled through the woods totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptising people in the river.

He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome with the smell of alcohol. Wherupon he asks the drunk “Are you ready to find Jesus?”

The drunk answers “Yes I am”

So the peacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk “Brother have you found Jesus?”

The drunk tells him “No, I havn’t found him”

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again “Have you found Jesus my brother?”

The drunk again answers “No’ I havn’t found Jesus”

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up

The preacher again asks the drunk, “For the love of God , have you found Jesus?”

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”