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Preacher:

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Faster than a speeding bullet.

Walks on water.

Makes policy with God.

Minister of Education:

Able to leap short buildings in a single bound.

As powerful as a switch engine.

Just as fast as a speeding bullet.

Walks on water if the sea is calm.

Talks with God.

Song Leader:

Leaps short buildings with a running start.

Almost as powerful as a switch engine.

Faster than a speeding BB.

Walks on water if he knows where the stumps are.

Is occasionally addressed by God.

Youth Minister:

Runs into small buildings.

Recognizes locomotives 2 out of 3 times.

Uses a squirt gun.

Knows how to use the water fountain.

Mumbles to himself.

Church Secretary:

Lifts buildings to walk under them.

Kicks locomotives off the track.

Catches speeding bullets in her teeth.

Freezes water with a single glance.

When God speaks she says, “May I ask who is calling?” (edited, JWB)

Leadership, Winter 1986, page 64