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Two college presidents were discussing what they’d like to do when they retired.
1st President: I’d like to be superintendent of an orphan’s home, so I’d never get any letters from parents.”
2nd President: “Well, I’ve much more ambition. I want to be a warden of a penitentiary. The alumni never come back to visit.”
All American Humor, Pat McCarthy, page 13