What God Can't Do
A Sunday school teacher was examining her pupils after a series of lessons on God's omnipotence. She asked: "Is there anything God can't do?"
There was silence. Finally, one lad held up his hand. The teacher, disappointed that the lesson's point had been missed, asked: "Well, just what is it that God can't do?"
"Well," replied the boy: "He can't please everybody."
Source: Gary W. Houston, Cowherding Christians, CSS Publishing Company, in an eSermons.com email on 06-16-08