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The “New” Lord’s Prayer

Our Father figure, who resides in the upper-echelon domain,

May Thy title always be structured to elicit a favorable response Reward us today, bread-wise

And minimize our unfavorable self-concept, resulting from credit over-extension,

As we will strive to practice reciprocal pro­cedures

And channel us not into temptation-producing areas But provide us with security from situations not con­ducive to moral enrichment.

For Thine is the position of maximum achievement In the power structure

Not to mention the prestige-attainment factor that never terminates.

Amen.

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