The Vermonter’s Guide to Computer Lingo:
Modem: What you did to the hayfields.
Keyboard: Where you hang your keys.
Windows: What to shut when it’s 30 below.
Log On: Making the wood stove hotter.
Hard Drive: Getting home during mud season.
Microchips: What are left in the bag when the big chips are gone.
Download: Getting the firewood off the pickup.
Megahertz: What you get when you’re not careful downloading.
Reader’s Digest, August 1997, page 26