An inebriated man came stumbling out of a bar and almost knocked down his minister, who happened to be walking past.
“Oh, Pastor, I’m so sorry for you to see me like this,” he said.
“Well, I don’t know why you should be sorry for me to see you this way, Sam. After all, the Lord sees you now, doesn’t he?”
“Yeah,” said the drunk, “but he’s not such a blabbermouth as you are.”
The Friendship Factor, Alan Loy McGinnis, page 115