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            A newly-married man found his wife in tears when he arrived home from the office.

            “You know that cake I made from mother’s recipe?” she sobbed.  “Well, I put it out to cool and the cat ate half of it.”

            “Never mind, darling,” he comforted, “I know someone who will give us a new cat.”

Braude’s Treasury of Wit and Humor, Jacob M. Braude, page 138