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Removing The Evidence

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Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.


Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."

Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."


Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."

Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."


Problem #1: "#2 Propeller seeping prop fluid."

Solution #1: "#2 Propeller seepage normal."

Problem #2: "#1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."


Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."

Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."


Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."

Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."


Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."

Solution: "Live bugs on order."


Problem: "IFF inoperative."

Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."


Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."

Solution: "That's what they're there for."


Problem: "Number three engine missing."

Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."


Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."

Solution: "Evidence removed."


That last one describes how many of us try to deal with our spiritual shortcomings. There's evidence of sin in our lives, but instead of trying to correct the problem, we merely try to remove the evidence. But only when we are honest before God is there hope of forgiveness.

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