I Want Pepsi!

Years ago, when soda was just a quarter, a man walked up to a Coke machine at a gas station.  There was only one thing in the machine, Coke.  He takes out a quarter, puts it into this big red machine that says “Coke” on it, and pushes the big black button, which also happens to say “Coke”.

There is a rumbling in the machine and out drops a bottle of… Coke. 

The man takes the bottle, puts it aside and says, “I don’t want a Coke, I want a Pepsi.”

He then takes out another quarter, puts it in the same machine, and pushes the same button.  There is more rumbling and out drops… a Coke. 

This time he takes the bottle, puts it down with some force next to the machine and declares more firmly, “I don’t want a Coke, I want a Pepsi!”

He takes out another quarter and puts it in the same machine and pushes the same button.  When a Coke comes out, he takes it, slams it down, and angrily asserts, “I don’t want a stupid Coke! I want a Pepsi!”