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Monday, August 20, 2007
FOOTBALL QUOTES
Subject: FOOTBALL PHILOSOPHY
At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat.
That costs money and we don't have
any."
Erik Russell / Georgia Southern.
"Football is only a game.
Spiritual things are eternal.
Nevertheless,
Beat Texas."
Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.
"After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready
for that."
Bobby Bowden / Florida State
"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be
the one who dropped it."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas
"When you win, nothing hurts."
Joe Namath / Alabama
"Motivation is simple.
You eliminate those who are not motivated."
Lou
Holtz / Arkansas
"If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the
password, "Roll, tide, roll!" Bear Bryant / Alabama
"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval
study hall."
Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the heck kicked
out of you."
Woody Hayes / Ohio State
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation.
I just
want to win enough to warrant an investigation."
Bob Devaney / Nebraska
"In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant."
Wally Butts / Georgia
"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in
life."
Paul Dietzel / LSU
"It's kind of hard to rally around a math class."
Bear Bryant / Alabama
"No, but you can see it from here."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas ...When asked
if Fayetteville was the end of the world.
"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want
him to quit in practice, not in a game."
Bear Bryant / Alabama
"There's one sure way to stop us from scoring-give us the ball near the
goal line."
Matty Bell / SMU
"Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you
died."
Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
"I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms -
Truman's and Eisenhower's."
Alex Karras / Iowa
"My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and
arrive in a bad humor."
Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee
"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades."
Duffy
Daugherty / Michigan State
"Always remember..... Goliath was a 40-point favorite over David."
Shug
Jordan / Auburn
"They cut us up like boarding house pie.
And that's real small pieces."
Darrell Royal / Texas
"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure."
Knute
Rockne / Notre Dame
"They whipped us like a tied-up goat."
Spike Dykes / Texas Tech
"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't
recruit me and he said: "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you
weren't any good."
Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State
"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering
wheel."
Bobby Bowden / Florida State
"Football is not a contact sport-it is a collision sport.
Dancing is a
contact sport."
Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post game message to his team:
"All those who need showers, take them."
John McKay / USC
"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great
education."
Murray Warmath / Minnesota
"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb.
To be a
back, you only have to be dumb."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon."
Spike Dykes / Texas Tech
"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle.
You can hear it."
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