SuperGranny: Defender of Justice

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Recently, USA today - one of America's leading daily Newspapers published a great article entitled: SuperGranny: Defender of Justice':

An Elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and on returning to her car found 4 males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice 'I have a Gun, and I know how to use it. Get out of the Car!'

The 4 men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to lpad her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and then drove to the police station.

The sergeant to whom she told the story doubled over on the floor with laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No Charges were filed.

The moral of this story - or at least one of the morals of this story - is, 'It's important to find the right vehicle'

Source: USA Today,

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